There is no way he is gay with that hair.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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