I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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