I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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