covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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