What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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