and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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