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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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