Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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