Its about making memories worth repressing
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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