I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I still have a little drunk in my system
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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