Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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