just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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