so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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