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Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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