she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
