I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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