on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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