he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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