at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
is that a dick in a sweater?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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