Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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