The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
COCAINE IS GR8
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
