i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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