honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
