I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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