its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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