i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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