what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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