I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
