very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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