I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I supernannyed him into submission
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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