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you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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