I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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