We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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