i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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