You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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