I like to think it a success when the cops are called
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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