Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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