I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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