Where are you?
In a non slutty way
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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