North Korea, Best Korea!
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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