I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
smell my finger.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
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