Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Randomize
