Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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