you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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