I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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