I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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