David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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