Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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