so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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