That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
